Enter the Matrix - $67m

Balloon boobs. Do people not know what breasts look like?

I dislike the whining, I'll agree with that but I also dislike the direction the industry has gone. We pay more and get less. We get nickle'd and Dime'. We get stupid DRM forced on us. Devs ignore gamers and implement terrible ideas. In a shitty effort to try to appeal to a "wider audience" things become so mediocre…

Dissidia on PS4.

My sides need to be exorcised.

It's good fun.

There is actually. Grab the game and start it up and make a save file. Then back it up using the content manager.

And they're all bug ridden. D3 has an emu but it's more of a proof of concept.

That would be the most boring thing ever. Zombies aren't even a threat.

Jango shut up. No one cares.

Shenmue wouldn't last in today's market. Back then, it was new. No one had ever seem something quite like it. Now? Not so much.

25 minute 5k? Step it up senpai.

I thought drunken sex is rape. According to jezebel.

GET THE MOUSE! GET IT!

Only people with no lives or jobs plays games on PCs that cost money over the internet that also costs money.

Get a load of this no balls nancy. He wants to log out.

No, you're just boring. Please go back to watching Grey's Anatomy and drinking cheap wine.

Hahahahah!

If there was a not shutting up Olympics, Jezebel would be covered in gold medals.

Because that's part of being in the game. You have to pretend to be super excited.