Elizabeth IS Creepy Chan. Weird.

These are fine and all but if it wasn't a humourous list I would have to vote Silitha the warping piece of crap spider boss in Darksiders. I'm usually very patient with games but that is the first one that drove me crazy for two days straight.

I played it at PAX and had the same doubts you do, but I found it a surprisingly pleasant control scheme. It's not insane like Sin and Punishment controls, but then again having button control schemes should be standard.

Last time we got close to an amazing story (imo, Bioshock) the industry jumped all over it. We had scratchy tapes in Gears 2, Dead Space and Fallout 3. Scratchy tapes don't trigger my emotions. If I want an amazing story I'll read a book - sorry Bruce. It's all about the features of the game, not the story.

Yeah. Sigh. Brotherhood was like ultra cash cow. It helps that there's still like 1000 people working on it all over the globe every year, but it seriously suffers. Brotherhood was a cheap knockoff of the awesomeness of II.

ACII was my favourite, and Brotherhood on PS3 was alienating for me because of the amount of bugs. There was a bug like every 5 minutes. It really turned me off of the series. I like that they're packaging ACI with this game though, that gives me some hope.

I miss Enslaved. These shots are kind of hard to look at.

I love this game.

I used to create wrestlers and their intros like crazy on WWF Attitude for the N64. I've never played any other wrestling games. Do they still make them with this level of customization?

NOLAN NORTH IS IN EVERY VIDEO GAME ARGLE BARGLE.

Hahaha, this is a never-ending spin of conclusions. The "expert" Marc Nesbitt was a producer on Rock Band and Dance Central, and he's saying that Harmonix should make a shooter. He's probably right but I would much rather see more of Frequency/Amplitude from them. DJ WITH YOUR BODY

I agree, and the heartbeat at the end was really cliche. Too bad.

Awesome. Maybe then it will be available in Canada.

Nirvana? I love Nirvana.

Ok, that's cool. I'm an Android user and this is literally the only thing that would make me switch back to iPhone. Luckily though I don't need to change my airport N's configurations that often though!

Brofist. I downloaded swipepad as well after seeing it on Gizmodo, and ultimately found it useless. I am a little disappointed at how slow the home-button multi-tasking is on Nexus S, but then again I just think back to Louis CK's rant on Cell Phones and Space and everything's A-OK.

Finishing about two games per week. Finished Fable II, and now I'm playing Yakuza 4. I'm really enjoying it but goddamn there's a lot of cutscenes.

Does he grow more stubble the longer he's there?

I guess Michael Vick backed out of the project?

Thanks, nope. I've played my fair share of PSP. I'm currently grinding through YSVII and Valkyria Chronicles 2. I just haven't touched it since I got the 3DS but the 3DS is slowly weakening. Not to mention that battery life, augh!