I was expecting 20X6 and Stinkoman to appear. Capcom, why can't you make that game?

What do they think of Super Chick Sisters? Because that's a pretty terrible affection if I could call it that.

This is probably one of the greatest articles on Kotaku. And so many people will ignore it because it doesn't have boobs headlining it.

@Prairie Moon: Is all the stuffing up one end?

Doshin the Giant HD? How innovative!

@UrbanTurban: You're totally right, and your link in Point 3 has been posted on Lifehacker before, too.

@Goldwings: is dating the moon: You speak the truth. I played DKC2 for an entire summer.

@Mr.Wake: Nah, Future Shop. However, Timmy's is pretty well priced.

Picked it up for me and a buddy for 360 for $40 each. Thank god for Canadian stores' aggressive pricing!

@Biapilotaceman: Aww! Low blow.

@dynendal: Holy crap. This got out of hand. Yes I realized that there was other pilot-based Metal Gears but I didn't communicate my point correctly. And yes, I played them all, for anyone who wishes to insult me further.

@GeneralBattuta: @Archaotic: Have you guys played Peace Walker?

Luke, this is a great editorial. One point that was skipped before you did research is that the Metal Gear's an unpiloted large vehicle, and this is clearly piloted (with the window in front.) I think Shagohod was the only "Metal Gear" that was piloted, so the parallels end there. Shagohod was also a precursor to…

@ninjagin: This would be funnier if it was only one note to play. (B flat buzz.)

@BakaDango: Their plan has been to own the living room as well as the computer room. Solid plan, especially with Natal now.

Dude, I never even trusted the cafeteria when I was working at EA Canada. Looks like they're trying to push their crappy food on unsuspecting journalists now.

"City of Glass" by Paul Auster is way too obvious of an omission. It practically wrote Metal Gear Solid 2.

And once again, I cannot view because I do not live in the US. Bollocks.

This is really disappointing. I was expecting a lot more.

Heck yeah! I don't care if it has cuts, bring it out here ASAP.