The Young and the Restless Pope

Hurry up, we have to ride this elevator down so we can die on the beach, instead of dying right here on top of the antenna next to evil bureaucrat guy.

But didn't he use that money, as the man of the house, to support Mila Kunis?

"I just can't hide it" is how it goes.

Maybe I shouldn't be the one to nitpick, since I was shocked that the same actress played three different roles, but how come Sherlock didn't recognise his own sister? Or even Watson, who spent an hour looking directly at her during therapy, and probably had a pretty good recollection of the attractive woman from the…

The only memorable aspect about The Night Manager was Elizabeth Debicki's stunning phisique. Decent first episode, went downhill towards the end.
Hiddleston and Laurie were fine, not great, and Olivia Colman had a very small part. Thandie Newton got absolutely robbed.

Where's my season 2 of Happy Town, damn it?!

So far I'm 2/2 on Lucy Boynton in random AV Club articles that I've clicked. If she somehow gets mentioned in the one about the university offering Outkast courses, I'll officially feel bad about not knowing who she is.

As long as the movie addresses the fact that she gave birth at 13, I'm fine with it.

Also, the Alien wants to be done with the series, so it gets killed near the end.

Starring in Assassin's Creed will do that to you.

So you're saying this might be even worse?!

There will be some serious blowback from the Mayans.

They said it couldn't be done.

I absolutely loved the pilot, probably the best I've seen in recent years. Pretty much everything up until the final two episodes was fine with me, then it started to lose its way. So yeah, it could've ended on a much stronger note, but I still enjoyed my time with it and would definitely check out a second season.

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Needs more giant spiders.

Did you go for a beer with Brian Cox afterwards?

You gotta mix things up, man. There are plenty more porn sites out there.

Same story here. Loved the first episode, had stuff to do all day, just finished the second one, looking forward to the next.
Some people seem pretty down on the show, but I'm optimistic that I'll enjoy my time with it. At the very least it's going for something different.