Not to defend Trump, but Obama froze federal pay for three years. For Trump, the freeze also affects ICE and CBP.  Two of his own favorite agencies.

First ever article about a rich kid buying a ride.

To be accurate, his DAD is ultra rich.

Just trying to hit 88mph.

The never ending question: “Don’t cops have radios?”

All cops want to be Starsky and Hutch

Rented a stick from Avis in downtown London (I don’t recommend doing this) to drive to Plymouth. Marked a windshield ding on the original paperwork. When I turned it in, they tried to ding me for a new windshield claiming they “never rent cars with damaged windshields.” Oh yeah, even though I bought the damage waiver…

1991 Ford Tempo: Least stolen car in America. DC is notorious for ticketing and towing parked cars in an instant. There was a ‘91 Tempo downtown that was parked there abandoned for MONTHS. No one touched it. No tickets. Homeless people didn’t even move in.

Get used to the idea that a tuk-tuk will never take you where you want to go. Instead, they’ll drop you off at some jewelry shop where the owner gives them a coupon for gas.

Someone should ask Giuliani to produce his law degree - just to make sure 

Heck, Trump’s should take a hint from his buddy Paul Manafort. That guy spent $1 million on suits.

Plus those GSA vehicles are always white with no options.

When I complained to Ford about a dealership Ford told me: “Dealers are independent businessmen and we have no control over them”.  From this article, that is apparently not true.

They’ll claim the trip is safe because they’ll go at night.

It’s because a typical factory worker doesn’t work less than 10 years just to have his career end with the prospect of never working again. If you were in that situation you’d want a guaranteed contract as insurance for your corporate contribution.

The best time to see me is when I'm not in. 

Calling employees "associates" is BS in itself. 

Congress takes this “very seriously”.

Velocity has commercials embedded in their 24h telecast but the number is ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE fewer than the number they subject viewers to on their regular programming - which is totally unwatchable. So you should be “gratefull” for that.

When did aviator sunglasses come back?