That mower could dangerously overheat.

Totally forgettable

Actual instructions from the factory MGB shop manual on changing the clutch:

Forget the bowling ball test. What about right hand drive?

To drain the swamp, you must first fill it.

True, but they didn’t have Robert Mueller breathing down their neck.

How no-talent girls get jobs in Hollywood.

I can be worse. Avis in London tried to charge me for a windshield ding that I noted on the rental agreement when I rented the car. Their claim: “We’d never rent a car with a windshield ding.” After they lost that argument they proceeded to do a fine tooth inspection of the car looking for other things to ding me on.

He’s probably in the greys too.

He lost a little on each one but made it up in volume.

It ain’t over til it’s over

McDonald’s Bulgogi burger in Seoul. It was 2 for 1 when I was there.

What about Shaft?

Aren’t ALL phones Chinese?

My brakes squeal only when cold.

What about jets or aircraft flying overhead? They’re noisy and can’t be controlled.

Bowling is very noisy

What exactly is Callais Capital Managment managing if they can’t do simple due diligence while investing someone else’s hard earned money? It’s not like retired pensioners were fronting the money for this thing. These guys are (were?) seasoned professional investors.

I went last year and stayed at the track for the entire 24 hours. Note to the Daytona International Speedway: the race lasts for 24 HOURS. After around 11 pm, everything closes. Even the Patron Tequila Bar closed by 11! Guest services finally gave me a free coffee. My photos from last year:

Once the baby boomers pass through the system, these muscle cars will become just used cars.