Fix It Alla Time

OK. Has anyone else won this prize or is it just a one-off for Pence? I also notice that Larry Kudlow is the only male in the entire organization - just sayin’.

It’s an FDA requirement to rebrand a medicine if it’s promoted to treat a condition not originally approved/prescribed for.

If we can’t beat a competitor’s price by 10%, we’ll give you the car for free.

They could slash the DoD’s increase by eliminating the $25B of waste the Inspector General identified last year.

Under no circumstances tell this guy about the fish carburetor

This article reads so slow they should get the lead out.

Never take an upgrade, especially if you decline the collision damage waiver. An upgrade just means you’re now responsible for an even more expensive car.

Kellyanne says she’s “not in the evidence game.” Truer words were never spoken.

Yeah. You’re probably right.

Not defending Kellyanne in any way, but I’m sure she was referring to microwave energy in general and not microwave ovens. At least, I think so considering her (lack of) knowledge about technology.

Mazda’s response to the customer’s complaint “They all come that way”

The ricer rear wing kills it. Take that either way.

My old classic with carbs: I had a fuel shutoff under the seat. When I parked it, I shut off the fuel. There was enough in the float bowls to start the car and drive a short distance before running out - so thieves would then end up in a stolen car, stalled on the road. At least, that was the plan.

Wouldn’t the true mileage be available via CarFax or state emission tests?

People don’t even know how to DRIVE and you’re looking for them to FLY??!!

Not enough old people in that graphic.

Wouldn’t this be caught by CarFax?

OK, so what’s the name of the “company” that was in charge of the contest? UH, it was Progressive insurance fronted by “Million Dollar Media”.

Shark fins serve a very important function: Advertising space.