If you write your own headlines you’re a fucking hack. If you don’t why are you letting some editor make you look like an asshole?

Thankfully, the mainstream media is handling this event much more responsibly:

“....idiots like Vanilla Ice refusing to listen...”

I was hoping it’d be Dog.

While it does sound like his taste, frozen fries take 20-30 minutes to bake (source: teenage son whose body mass is approx. 62% potato). So after sending 3 or 4 batches back, then having a kitchen dude go get some from the store (which I’m guessing isn’t exactly next door to a Trump restaurant), then cooking the…

HamNo run out of material to bitch about

Sounds like a fake story. Sorry.

Can the Gizmodo Media Group stop showing their bias please? If you’re going to run these, then do the same for Clinton.

I love ranting Hamilton. To me, he’s the whole basket of deplorables.

This is a feint. HamNo’s beauty regimen involves taking thrice-weekly baths in Chobani, which he then lets his dog lick off of him head to toe, genitals very much included.

We’ve reached out to Donald Trump’s campaign for comment on this shocking tale of deep-fried deception, and will update if and when they respond.

Roy Keane 16 <———must be your age?..... the liberals running out of mud to sling about Trump? Now it’s French fries??? Everyday something new... I do understand tho getting closer to election day. Your candidate the liar and corrupt one getting closer to losing....lol going to be Great to finally see her go down. The…

damn, the man has good taste in fries.

I like Trump because of the way he is. His Fuck You attitude is what made America great in the first place - “Manifest Destiny” and since JFK the nation of our Founding Fathers has became a vomit pile of leeches and complacent complaining pussies. We need to be a nation of men and women again.

WOW! this is such an important story (sarcasm). Stick to sports deadspin.

Does anybody think that Gawker’s campaign against Trump is swaying anyone to vote for Hillary? If anything, I bet it’s helping Trump. I know I’m voting for Trump to spite white liberal guilt.

Gossip of any kind isn’t good. It’s the spread of disinformation, and it’s unfortunate that our society has gone from condemning it to thriving on it.

More hearsay from a hack writer

This is a very uncool take. A lack of civic engagement, where people are more likely to research conspiracy theories and celebrity gossip than learn about the actual fundamentals that should affect their vote, is arguably the underlying problem behind much of our societal decay. It’s a good thing when influential…