Don’t play Pokémon Go while driving or you may Pokémon Crash.

Want fries with that? = drugs

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

Yes. So do we fuck now, or what?

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

Florida DEA agent demonstrating good gun handling skills in a classroom.

So much for that ‘unbeatable software’ eh.

I definitely don’t miss the daily posts about World of Warcraft that one very old editor used to write to kill time and fill in the gaps of coverage. Woof.

You guys are preparing to shut down operations, aren’t you?

Should post about dumb shit Kotaku STILL post, like Snackatu reviews... :D

Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN.

because it was marketed like you could.. for a very long time, this is shady AF.

The entire reason I was going to buy this was so my gf and I could play next to each other, trying to jump across the universe to find each other. I kept seeing him say “The chances are so slim...” And kept wondering “BUT WHAT IF?!” Thanks to this I have my answer and don’t have to buy 2 coppies of the game now!

What i$ that you $aid? I couldn’t hear you over my fort of $tacked twenty dollar bill$.

He ate three square meals a day, but fifteen minutes later he was hungry again.

This is good kinja.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

internet g.i.r.l = guy in real life

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

dumpster diving at its finest