Want to know why we are not releasing mods for the console?! Because even though I told them it was not possible for the mod to work on the console due to needing a script extender, something that will never available on the Xbox or PS4 I still get a million request, death threats and everything else from these same…

Also, why are they obligated to? If their preferred platform is PC why shbould they go through the trouble of porting it to multiple platforms essentially for free?

Nah, it’s more like “console players don’t deserve them because they’re sending us death threats and spamming our bug reports with requests, making it impossible to fix actual bugs.”

oh damn! mindexplosion.gif

I can’t deny it: this is a plausible explanation.

Well you’ll like this ...

I think you’re right, as I just realized that in addition to “H” being the 8th letter in the alphabet, “P” is 8 letters after “H”. HOLY SHIT. BENGHAZI!

This is Gawker. Just FYI.

Your game 423 infringes on the Trademark of my game 3.
It may confuse my buyers with part of name being similar. I order you at once to change your game and not use 3 or any derivatives, multiplicative, add and subtraction values which can be attributed to the number 3 at once. Thank you.

Since according to these lawyers, words seem to confuse people, all future games will just be a unique number starting with the next released game.

I half expected this to be part of an Aphex Twin video.

We can insult each other because Jalops=friends. Now go fuckin’ enjoy the weekend.

You do indeed, in all connection stages between timed stages, it is mandatory to obey common road rules.

You do on the transits between stages. Been there done that

Yeah, but they’re pretty chill about it.

wait this isn’t a joke? what the fuck

This is amazing - and yet really strange. Like I can see lots of people not having ANY clue what this is about.

I’ve got to say, the Campbell breakdown of the Ford’s specs fits in line with the general setup of the Codec calls from Metal Gear Solid pretty perfectly.

...and having Hayer say, “Fulton extract,” was a nice little jab, too.

That said (and I know I’m inviting criticism here—I don’t really care), fuck Kojima fifteen…