Want to know why we are not releasing mods for the console?! Because even though I told them it was not possible for the mod to work on the console due to needing a script extender, something that will never available on the Xbox or PS4 I still get a million request, death threats and everything else from these same…

Also, why are they obligated to? If their preferred platform is PC why shbould they go through the trouble of porting it to multiple platforms essentially for free?

Nah, it’s more like “console players don’t deserve them because they’re sending us death threats and spamming our bug reports with requests, making it impossible to fix actual bugs.”

18V drills typically top out around 2000 rpm (no load). He’s using 80mm wheels (so circumferance about 251mm). So absolute theoretical top speed would be 8.37 m/s (18.7 mph). Real world with a full size adult on the board he’ll be lucky to see a third of that, so he’ll be doing about 6-7 mph, slightly better than…

She stabbed him the heart with an obsidian dagger. What happened next will amaze you!

Obsidian Dagger. Apply directly to your heart.

oh damn! mindexplosion.gif

I can’t deny it: this is a plausible explanation.

Well you’ll like this ...

I think you’re right, as I just realized that in addition to “H” being the 8th letter in the alphabet, “P” is 8 letters after “H”. HOLY SHIT. BENGHAZI!

:-(

This is Gawker. Just FYI.

Bonus points had the drone been made to look like a dragon.

Ain't that the douche calling the douche a douche.

Your game 423 infringes on the Trademark of my game 3.
It may confuse my buyers with part of name being similar. I order you at once to change your game and not use 3 or any derivatives, multiplicative, add and subtraction values which can be attributed to the number 3 at once. Thank you.

Since according to these lawyers, words seem to confuse people, all future games will just be a unique number starting with the next released game.

I half expected this to be part of an Aphex Twin video.

We can insult each other because Jalops=friends. Now go fuckin’ enjoy the weekend.

wait this isn’t a joke? what the fuck

This is amazing - and yet really strange. Like I can see lots of people not having ANY clue what this is about.