Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve heard Linkin Park in an fps montage. Is it 2009?

$9.25 off... Internet service is at least $60 after fees. And with Verizon forcing Fios service into people’s homes, expect that to be $100.

before the age of youtube, you’d just get arrested and be in the paper.... but now you can just play crazy music and giggle a lot.

Later that day. . .

11c. Thou shalt have subtitle options highlighted for ease of location.

So Chris Evans is “mortified” by a car called the “Hoonicorn” doing actual Hooning. Man, he’s a real car guy, huh?

Duck season! Wabbit season!

11c. Subtitles can be placed in both menus for ease of access on the first try for everybody.

11c. Subtitles have no effect on overall image quality and is primarily a feature regarding one's overall ability to hear.
As such, thou shalt place the Subtitles option in the Sounds menu, just as every DVD ever created has done.

11c. Thou must be joking, it must remain in thine audio section

Subtitles shall be found in both Graphics and Sound option screens, and its state shall be evident upon glance. This thing is possible.

11c. Put the Subtitles Option in Both Menu's!

And the Word of The Lord occured to me, saying: "YE AND VERILY, THOU SPEAKETH OF THINGS THOU HAST NO UNDERSTANDING OF. FOR I, THE LORD, AM A JUST LORD, KNOWING THE WAYS AND PATHS OF ALL MANKIND. I SAY TO YOU, MY SON, THE SUBTITLESETH SHOULD GOETH INTO THE VIDEO SECTIONETH, FOR THAT IS WHAT IS JUST AND KIND. ALSO,…

Missed the obvious one:

but its also for things you cannot hear...

11c. Subtitles belong in the audio section because they enhance what you hear, not see.

Thou shalt allow alt+tab.