I did really enjoy telling her to fuck off as soon as I saw her in the game.

She's a horrible person to begin with. Why they did this I'll never know. My only solace was that I could turn her down and insult her repeatedly in the game.

Should also have a -50% to science to reflect how long it takes them to actually make games anymore.

What about you, how did you react to the news that Microsoft bought Mojang? Let us know in the comments.

I used to kill them all the time. Putting them in a pool and removing the ladder and watching them swim til' their death and then selling their pathetic gravestone for 5 bucks. Pure profit!!!! DIE BITCHES.

I remember it like yesterday; late 1999, a new game was making the rounds touted as The Next Big Thing. It was "The Sims" and I pleaded and begged with my parents. "I'll never ask for another game! It's got everything! I'll never need another game! IT'S GOT EVERYTHING!" Several months went by, and my cries went…

Next one is in 10 days!

All-multiplayer certainly makes sense for some game types like FPS games. But it shouldn't become the norm just because it's "better". Always-online is still a big issue for some people, and if their ability to play a game solo becomes disabled because there is no connection, that's not good at all.

...Why? Nothing else to do? What statement are you trying to make? I am such a big fan of some product that I can probably easily pick up right after launch, that I will sit in line on my own for a WEEK beforehand? I don't know the guy, but this is just moronic.

I thought this was how the world looked through the eyes of a Storm Trooper.

hmmm iirc, their keyboards are like us, QWERTY, however they have their hira/kata characters printed on each keys too...for quick typing...

There was a NoBlur / NoCensor mod out pretty quickly after Sims 3 too. The Sims Dev team is probably sticking to the same general method of applying that filter, so I imagine the modding community is pretty good at removing it by now.

Nice jab. I approve.

Not me. I listen to one joke per year, on the first day of the year, but I demand it be the funniest joke possible. That way, I can think back on that one joke, and chuckle to myself the other 365 days per year. It's just more efficient than listening to thousands of jokes per year. Who has the time for that?

Sorta like claiming a precise amount of stress reduced.

BUT HIS NAME

Earthbound comes to mind. http://earthboundcentral.com/2011/05/earthb…

Pokemon had buy the game or die appear as a message from the odd npc. Earthbound straight up erased your game data at the end boss and messed up difficulty levels. Arkham Asylum blocked you from gliding. Mirrors edge had you fail the first jump.

One of the Arkham games (I want to say Asylum, but it could have been City) disabled Batman's cape if you pirated the game. So you would be unable to glide with it, in a game that very much requires the ability to glide in certain sections.