They have a lot in common, really. They're both filled with shit.

Lucky you, Luke.

The bigger problem is that there's no curating for the storefront anymore. With 40% of new releases being a back-catalog dump and the other 30% being Early Access content with questionable development plans, how am I supposed to trust anything on there anymore?

Dang it, Bobby!

Wouldn't it be awesome if you could play as a native of Nepal? Like some villager who was trained in the militia, and has been trying to live peacefully, but this new Euro-villian and his goons force your hand to defend your country. Yeah right... Ubi will probably make you some Ex-Navy Seal or some bullshit.

I'm glad we finally get the ability to alter the body type of the sims. No more homogeneous body structure communities, and the ability to have them look more like you (or whoever you want them to look like).

I think they said that Sims 4 won't have Always-On, but knowing EA the game's new mood system will be so massive that they are forced to let their servers do the calculatons necessary and thus are sadly forced to have the game connect to their servers periodically.

Bakersfield is a methed out shithole as well. All the water probably went to cooking crank.. People who think CA is some paradise need to check out Bakersfield or Modesto or Fresno.

(1) Fuck that dog.

"Why not Zoidberg?" That's why. It's nightmare fuel. Amazing craftsmanship, though.

I play in first-person. I shoot the everloving fuck out of anything that moves. FPS enough for ya?

It depends a lot on the game.

Agreed. For those who aren't into shooting things in the face, there are other pastimes, such as books (about shooting things in the face).

Nope. Sorry but, I accepted violence as part of my nature, and nothing kills my stress after a minimum wage day of work more than shooting mothafuckas.

There are other places to aim.

I could have cut you the time it took to write this article by simply saying "no" to the title.

Here's the patent request I just filed:

Not that I endorse this type pf behaviour, but just make sure the printer and computer you use are not hooked up to the internet. D'uh.

Is shining a laser at a plane still illegal if it's a Russian bomber?