"Why not Zoidberg?" That's why. It's nightmare fuel. Amazing craftsmanship, though.

I play in first-person. I shoot the everloving fuck out of anything that moves. FPS enough for ya?

It depends a lot on the game.

Agreed. For those who aren't into shooting things in the face, there are other pastimes, such as books (about shooting things in the face).

Nope. Sorry but, I accepted violence as part of my nature, and nothing kills my stress after a minimum wage day of work more than shooting mothafuckas.

There are other places to aim.

I could have cut you the time it took to write this article by simply saying "no" to the title.

a quick search turned up some pics. I was right.

Is shining a laser at a plane still illegal if it's a Russian bomber?

I'm ready.

Nothing like beat'in the crap out of a GOV! In Qatar we had a Hilux, manual and it was the most forgiving manual ever! We taught everyone how to drive a stick with that truck. Some people would forget to push the clutch and they'd just rip it out of gear and stick it into the next... what a beast with a heart of gold.

When I was in Afghanistan, I was stuck on an Afghan army base for almost a year and a half. Fortunately I had myself a global Ranger with a diesel and a stick shift. They got tired of people driving too fast, so they MacGyvered some speed bumps by taking 12" steel pipe, cutting it in half, and bolt it to the street.…

DEA Simulator, because if anyone wants to reenact Breaking Bad, they'd wanna play Hank

You think it's stressful being a DEA agent? Try dealing with a case of extremely overqualified highschool chemistry teacher.

Most clever I've ever seen was a guy dressed as a Sim. Regular clothes and had a green diamond hanging above his head with a wire headband. That's the kind of "cosplay" I'd be comfortable with.

Oh yes, art indeed.

You want art?

Hehu42 is the master of DkS character creation.