Nothing like beat'in the crap out of a GOV! In Qatar we had a Hilux, manual and it was the most forgiving manual ever! We taught everyone how to drive a stick with that truck. Some people would forget to push the clutch and they'd just rip it out of gear and stick it into the next... what a beast with a heart of gold.

When I was in Afghanistan, I was stuck on an Afghan army base for almost a year and a half. Fortunately I had myself a global Ranger with a diesel and a stick shift. They got tired of people driving too fast, so they MacGyvered some speed bumps by taking 12" steel pipe, cutting it in half, and bolt it to the street.…

DEA Simulator, because if anyone wants to reenact Breaking Bad, they'd wanna play Hank

You think it's stressful being a DEA agent? Try dealing with a case of extremely overqualified highschool chemistry teacher.

Most clever I've ever seen was a guy dressed as a Sim. Regular clothes and had a green diamond hanging above his head with a wire headband. That's the kind of "cosplay" I'd be comfortable with.

Oh yes, art indeed.

You want art?

Hehu42 is the master of DkS character creation.

Not Australian enough. 0/10 Dingos.

If Pimp My Ride references survive the apocalypse then what is the point of having an apocalypse?

The West Coast Customs tie in is 100% tacky as fuck.

Oh no! Even compared to Fox Engine, GTA is beautiful. Ground Zeros is literally one camp. GTA is one huge, seamless expanse. I don't think much of GTA but even I understand it's a technical marvel. With that said, it could really use some ansio filtering, which it'll probably get in the next-gen iteration. That's…

If DICE aren't paying JackFrags... they should be.

"We're looking at it as kind of the Navy SEALs of game development training."

Without a dash cam he would have been considered 100% at fault, because when it's a traffic accident with a cop, it's their word against yours, and chances are you are going to lose.

That's a pretty callous and narrow minded view. Did you ever stop to think of the distraction that girls provide to boys? And "boys are distracting idiots" is a generalization if I ever saw one. I remember quite a few girls in high school who only cared about their hair or their nails or their boyfriends and didn't…

Meanwhile at Nathan Grayson's house.

FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY EXPOSES BACK DOOR TO MICROSOFT

No no no. You're headline isn't Buzzfeedian enough...