In the newest SimCity you might be able to fit one village into the map.

I am disappointed by the lack of the Human Centipede Apology.

This is the best one, she doesn't even have shoes, but damn she is proud of her sweet sunglasses collection.

They smell like fries!

Finally the recognition I deserve!

*ahem*

Wonder if these virtual headsets will do well in movie theaters like 3d-glasses did.

Better not jump for that flag Mario. I'm sure the sniper camped out in zone 3-2 has his sights fixed right there with an Anti-material rifle. War never changes. Even for plumbers.

War changes a man...

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

One wheel in the back is the only way to go with 3 wheelers. Engineers designing the Robin should have known that their vehicle would be unbalanced. If you take a look at the BMW Isetta, which launched 20 years before Robin, it uses the one wheel at the back configuration. And then there is the Morgan 3 wheelers. They…

This is the only way a duckface selfie is acceptable.

I'd put it on my resume, if I too held a Guinness World Record.

And not a shit was given by those with a real life.

I understand. I was a huge Simcity fan too, but after this fiasco. I just started looking for other games. This looks mighty interesting as is the recent Banished.

PC players have died a total of 0 times.

I miss the days of mod support.

i can only imagine what modders could do with the frostbite engine.

I miss the days of Battlefield mod support.

I'm thoroughly surprised that most big sites are actually waiting to post final review scores for such a big game release as soon as possible. You guys, Destructoid, even IGN have all openly stated they're awaiting more time with public servers before passing down judgement. I'm pleased. More patience of this sort…