A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

One wheel in the back is the only way to go with 3 wheelers. Engineers designing the Robin should have known that their vehicle would be unbalanced. If you take a look at the BMW Isetta, which launched 20 years before Robin, it uses the one wheel at the back configuration. And then there is the Morgan 3 wheelers. They…

This is the only way a duckface selfie is acceptable.

I'd put it on my resume, if I too held a Guinness World Record.

And not a shit was given by those with a real life.

I understand. I was a huge Simcity fan too, but after this fiasco. I just started looking for other games. This looks mighty interesting as is the recent Banished.

PC players have died a total of 0 times.

I miss the days of mod support.

i can only imagine what modders could do with the frostbite engine.

I miss the days of Battlefield mod support.

I'm thoroughly surprised that most big sites are actually waiting to post final review scores for such a big game release as soon as possible. You guys, Destructoid, even IGN have all openly stated they're awaiting more time with public servers before passing down judgement. I'm pleased. More patience of this sort…

Ask...and you shall receive!

Parkour done right - I present, Mr. Damien Walters:

You're made of sterner stuff than me. I made it to 37 seconds, still on his first line.

It was ... FAKE?!?!

These are soooo nit picky. I guess that's part of the joke but it's kind of obnoxious as well. You couldn't make a movie that's "sin" free in their opinion and have it the least bit artistic or cinematic.

Aid. Those are aid helicopters for humanitarian relief. Delivering 30mm high explosive aid projectiles at a muzzle velocity of 940m/s.

Oh my EX has made me want to jump out of the car on many occasions. Some times from the drivers seat, near a cliff.

Not quite as insane, but I've gotten out of a (stopped) car while arguing with my ex-wife and walked more than five miles home. Some women just have that effect on a man.

Now I know how to escape my girlfriend's nagging.