The only time it is appropriate for adults is when you are covered in intimate amounts of filth. It made sense when I worked at a waste to energy plant. The walls moved, but really it was just about a hundred thousand roaches.

I don’t know which was most embarrassing growing up. Failed handshakes, or the fist bumps. Let’s all just keep our hands to ourselves.

I would have drawn my gun on my partner and arrested him. There were no good guys with a gun in this video.

So did Hulk Hogan according to Gawker. Now guess what, another lawsuit.

It should have been derived from submarines, since they have them going down on eachother.

Rape is fine, but he crosses the line making her wait on the tarmac under sniper fire. Hurry the fuck up Billy!

I think my 68 Galaxie 500 could demo derby a dozen Smart cars and get me home before the body bags could be rolled out.

Gingerbread?

Powell said he was “still dickin’ bimbos at home.” Then there was the lolita express scandal. Hillary in 1975 proved she could hush rape cases when she defended a rapist while insisting that a 12 year old girl engaged in fantasizing about older men and “wanted it”. Do some research, feigning ignorance might be as…

“Bill, quit dickin around, the bimbos are waiting!”

There is plenty of hands on time with Bill on the Lolita Express.

You didn’t even star your own comment for Glorious Leader! Sarcasm is against the law there.

A look back at 59'. Much like that plane, that pilot was nearly history. Then again, Kim is pretty good with his anti-aircraft cannons as long as they are aimed horizontally.

I turned off automatic win 8 updates a long time ago. Never had a single issue since and I don’t need to worry about Windows trying to intrude into my system with its Win 10 keylogger ‘upgrade’.

What, you trust ClintonNewsNetwork or FauxNews? We should all be skeptical of the media, even Trump and Hillary.

Yeah, exactly. That shit belongs on Gawker. Gawker got sued. Gawker is gone. Why don’t you liberals go jerk off on its archive and GTFO.

No better way to say fuck you to anyone who used to like Kotaku than to post ‘dank trump memes’ and call everyone a fucking racist every article. The Gawker old guard should all go to hell for corrupting every single thing that made the sister sites fun. Kotaku is becoming more like Gawker after every article. Totally…

I never used to have disdain for Kotaku, but seriously, fuck you for leading Kotaku to Gawker hell. Every post you make is getting more political here.

You know his innermost thoughts and feelings about any and everything? I take it you are some kind of psychic? Get the fuck out of here with your racist rhetoric, we get it, you hate white people.