Yeah, I don’t know. Instead of trying to actually do something like getting the manager, they act like this was the best thing for them and other’s like them. Maybe its a mans job to get angry and prove a point, but if you think he was expecting a tip, that’s doubtful. Obviously a sad dude on valentine’s day, getting…

I felt walls start to close in around me at the end, like a bad day in the sims.

No Barbados rim punch for the ladies?

If your girl cheats on you, she’s not your girlfriend, she’s his.

Looked like it took about 19 shots, plus a melee hit to kill the first guy in that division clip. Including what looked like several headshots. 21 headshots for guy #2, before using another whole magazine on #3 plus several sidearm headshots. lol. No thanks.

We helped the mujahideen and taliban. We then created ISIS. Proxy wars. Notice that Russia is fighting ISIS harder than anyone. Who did Russia fight before? Mujahideen and Taliban.

I hit on the receptionist, told my dad to let me drive, passed out in the back seat and swallowed my gauze. I just wish I could have been ‘there’ for it after getting gassed.

Well, the first man appeared on the same show.

Of course he uses Mac. What else is a dictator to do but enlarge his missile with photoshop?

I like this because no one can win. More like, 10,000 for best fan-fic.

See, he already let them know your dietary habits. Don’t resist.

I like it lots. It will be a fun 3d project I thought to myself at first, then I kept reading until the schematics came up to seal the deal.

I was hungry, thanks for the delicious post.

“Not to over-generalize”

Zero stars for you, forever.

I would volunteer to sit there with needles all day siphoning tap water into their water bottles invisibly. They don’t deserve to know.

Yes please. Would be hilarious.

Might get a few politicians shot if you do that. Please do not do not do that. Accidental copy paste, I assure you.

White hats do exist. The world is a slightly better place.

haha, that was the one part I felt confused about. Too late to ninja edit because kinja edit.