I think ESO actually is canon.

Galadriel's bit nearly made me shit my pants. Intense.

At least within the context of the films, there's a separation between Orcs and Goblins.

As someone who's run the game off a SSD for an upwards of six hours at a time, that's nonsense, my friend.

Even if I'm not the biggest fan of JJTrek, I actually do dig the JJprise.

I mean, theoretically, if it spins fast enough, should that be enough?

It's better than Bioware, where it gets even more specific. 'The C_____'. The Crucible. The Catalyst. The Collectors. The Council. The Citadel. The Cypher. The Conduit.

Arya Stark on Game of Thrones.

Honest to god, I don't know why we do it.

You can get him to kill himself.

I had hoped they had ADDED A GODDAMN CROUCH FUNCTION.

Kirkbride's pretty in favour of ESO. Hell, he's met with the Devs.

Not to mention the fact that the Argonian's feelings on the matter don't really matter. They're controlled by the Hist, and the Hist will do pretty much anything to survive.

There's a great deal of retconning at hand, but there's definitely mention of political chaos and fairly constant war during the Reman Interregnum (the period in which the game takes place), plus a few books make mention of 'dark anchors' during the time period. Retcon is a poor choice of word for it- more…

The best part about the Nolan North voice is that it isn't Nolan North voicing the Saints Leader- he's voicing Nolan North.

I mean, when I was younger I got a PSP loaded with BDSM porn and look how well I turned ou- Oh. I see why they're worried.

A Nolan Poison Ivy is easy. A femme-fatale enviro-terrorist who uses weaponized pheromones as a tool. They could even be reversed engineered from Crane's formula for weaponizing the fear toxin.

I think the current canon is that Nora is a real person, yes, but Dr. Fries was never married to her. He never even knew her. She was frozen to keep her from dying like before, but they never met. He became obsessed with curing her to the point of coming up with the delusion that Nora was his wife.

I'm going to come out of my cave for a moment to point out that Nightwing's not a metahuman.

Is it just me or was the voice of the announcer/computer thing during the disc fight they were having EDI?