*shrug* If Ford can put a 302 in the Mustang,you should be able to put a lil 420 in a Tesla.

This guy is a menace to society and should be jailed immediately. How many times do we have to say this.

Children, it always amazes me when someone makes the connection between older car enthusiasts and Corvettes. Somehow, this group is always on the receiving end of put downs by momes that believe that their obvious feelings of envy can be hidden with a ha ha look at the old guys. I’ll bet the rent money that all those…

People who aren’t obnoxious youths who won’t bring dangerously modified vehicles, stunt them endangering pedestrians and other drivers, won’t bring copious amounts of drugs, don’t come for a week long party, and will actually patronize local businesses because they aren’t brokes POSes. Do I get a cookie?

Fuck you, I am from Massachusetts, using your blinkah is a sign of weakness and gives away your lane change plans allowing other drivers to close the gap before you can get in, also fuck you

Okay, but as another person said, why don’t the neighboring states have the crime of Chicago? It’s almost like people are the problem.

Thing of it is, it shouldn’t be a right. America shouldn’t make guns so readily available to the common idiot, even if that idiot isn’t the one that shoots somebody, they’re likely the idiot that makes their gun available to the person who does. What does it take? I enjoy hunting, as such I have many guns for…

It’s true that felons who want to have guns, despite being banned from possessing them, can usually get them. Whether they do so depends on how badly they want to re-integrate with normal law-abiding society. (And whether they get caught depends on the alertness of their parole officer, the rattiness of their…

I hold old railroad puns in high esteem... but before I get put back in the greys I will try to cover my tracks - that is the only punishment I am a freight of.

It’s acrually the Association of Shitty Salespeople at Honda Attempting Thievery foundation, or “ASSHAT” for short

Even if you have cruise control set, good luck traveling exactly at the speed limit.

It isn’t criminal to speed. It is a financial investment. Time is money.

Only generates revenue from those who think they are more important than the posted limit.

Actually I prefer the middle/right lane, unless I’m passing. Then I merge into the left lane, pass, then merge back into the middle/right lane. You know, like you’re supposed to do.

Step 1 dealers charge 15k over the sticker for a spiced up economy car. (Civic Si or Focus RS)

R is the 18th letter of the alphabet

I bought a parts car from Copart, and once I had stripped it, I let my 6 year old go to town on it with a little baseball bat. I’ve never seen a kid so happy in my life.

The guy in the black suit, by the overturned black car, is not fleeing in terror like everyone else. He’s just looking up, entranced.

Were your undergarments grounded to the ground?