This “parking job” was clearly a prelude to the pilot was completely out of his/her element. At least the person realized it was his/her civic duty not to block traffic by just leaving the car an at angle. He/She is truly a legend when it comes to bad parking. The driver did set about the parking job with vigor. …

Fun fact! Calling someone’s Geo Storm a Geo Metro causes serious rage!

Because it shared a showroom with the Geo Prizm. Same turn-of-the-90s style but with four doors and a 4A-GE;

Release the kangaroos!

No, but if she is a black woman, that just makes it 10x worse...especially if we change it around so the Flagman was white.

Nah. J Weld.

If you’re in a “medical emergency” you better damn well be using your hazard lights and your horn. If I see someone driving up the shoulder around traffic without those things they’re just a scrub trying to cheat the system and I’ll fuck with them to my heart’s content.

I usually stick my car out a bit, but leave them enough room to get by. I like to make them work for it, so they know they’re being an asshole.

If traffic is that bad and moving that slowly I wonder if temporarily opening the shoulder for travel at a reduced rate of speed would help. I pass on the shoulder only to bypass some traffic on my way to my exit if it is within a klik or so. If I’m exiting and not cutting back into traffic I see no har, I’m using the…

Turn your flashers on and proceed slowly then. If you’re barreling down the shoulder in traffic, you are obviously an asshole

i wish i wasn’t in the grays for this... maybe some day. Anyways, the infotainment does need access to the main CAN bus for several reasons but it only ever needs read access and this is trivial to add security for. the CAN tranceiver is always a separate chip on the circuit board and it has a TX and RX pin. if they…

Two stories: one a truck, and one a motorcycle.

With the name Juno, I expected them to offer a free taxi service where you were forced to stare at ads the entire time that you were in the car, the car moves about as fast as a mobility scooter, and you are limited to 10 minutes of rides per month.

My anti theft device! Well, this and the dummy position on my fuel tank selector valve.

You don’t immediately threaten with violence, the United Customer Service manual says to give them a “Watch it fuckface” as a preemptive warning before further escalation.

How did they do it? Easy. Your brain won’t let you see it at first, but look at the tapering of both. The Audi flows and the bimmer looks horribly forced.

Please delete your account, as you are clearly incapable of dealing with a well-reasoned reply, even if you disagree it.

No, Skankhunt. Fucking trolls man I swear

He is a huge fan of Hondas and has converted himself to front wheel drive.