You know what they say about alfa’s

This is gold. Are you in Nebraska by chance?

Uhh.... It was a joke

But then I'd be driving a VW

Im in no financial position to buy a Corvette but my thoughts are exactly the same. I would want a c6-c7. I would only want to drive a c8 to see how it’s dct/layout compares.

I did that on the wing of a 2nd gen rx7. The road was rough as hell and i put all of my weight on the hatch, skateboard was bouncing violently beneath my feet yet stayed in place because the bumps kept pushing it up. I mustered one hand free and signaled to my friends brother in the passenger seat, the sign was the…

I work in the service industry for heating and air, refrigeration, and commercial kitchen appliances. I grab managers and take them to problems and show and explain what is happening and what will happen if it doesn't get fixed. You're explanation of a good mechanic is spot on.

I just squint my eyes when i do dangerous stuff

I once found a piece of wood in my honey bunches of oats from what looked to be a pallet. I tossed the chunk of wood and ate my cereal.

Fleek? I missed that one...

Damn, you nailed it. Perfect comment

Your van says, You're not the boss of me now! (Family van featured in Malcolm in the middle)

I’ve been sideways in the snow drifting a fwd with the rear sliding out and wheels pointing straight around the corner pulling me hard. Nothing beats pulling or pushing with traction and giving the chassis 100 percent in my opinion. Ripping tires is fun, but it is also painful to witness the limits of the tire and see…

#can you fix GM? 

The only one I truly liked was that second gen Supra that got restored in memory of a girl’s father and then his friend gave it to the guy’s daughter. Instead of a cheesy sticker he had the glass sandblasted and it looked great.

I was car shopping last year and saw a silver focus hatch, black leather, super nice, ect. Price was good. But it was an automatic. I passed and kept looking and ended up with a mazda 3 6 speed hatch that has been a joy to own. Looking back I cringe thinking about how it would have played out had i got that focus.

They're sponsored by Tide™ so you know it was a clean getaway

‘63 split window is my favorite, are we supposed to fight now?

I do something similar with car names, mine would be - should have avenged yourself for buying that car.

Such a well written description, i could see the rust and cigarette window tint as i read along.