Real men = Anyone who identifies as male.

I've contributed some stuff to Jalopnik either through OppositeLock or shared from my own subblog ROYGBIV over at Jezebel. I'm a trans woman, and I'm into cars, and neither of these things are remotely mutually exclusive. And flying the flag is part of what I do for kids like Chase (I'm also a JHS teacher). I had no…

Why the fuck not?

Half-Life 3 has NOT been confirmed. What in the hell are you talking about? Trying to trick people or something?

You can buy it here. I already have like 4.

dark souls 2 now, thanks

Seems like a mixture of bad writing and Dinklage not giving a fuck.

There's enough of a bitchfest going on, I don't need to add to it. Ubi's getting burned at the stake. Far be it from me to include myself when I basically already really like the game anyways.

So damn many zeros in there. It's a crying shame.

"Ubisoft poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"

I literally don't give a shit about how stupid this was for Ubisoft to do. All I care about is that we can fix it ourselves. And I'm very happy we can do that. I love being a PC gamer.

Nah...

Dem legs!

all I know is that when I found that little side area that took me outside of the wall, I was floored. I just sat there for several minutes, watching the clouds move across the mountains in the distance. Felt very serene. Then I blew my Facebook up with screenshots that I know that nobody on my friends list would…

Your dad is Ron Jeremy?

I'd want them to motorize my mouth to lipsynch to my favorite songs that would be playing....like a morbid Teddy Ruxpin. If you're gonna go out with a bang, make it a BOOM :)

We have some transgender buddies and a few drag queens, too, so generally we don't do the jokey-crossdressing thing. Not everyone appreciates it!

Sure, we could accessorize the hall-crotch using Photoshop, but that would ruin its pure beauty.

or do crotches... look like that hallway????