According to the affidavit, on Friday, Jordan approached four people identified as Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Victim #1, and Victim #2. He was acting “disturbed and unstable,” playing his guitar and singing while he hiked. The meeting quickly turned hostile after Jordan announced to the foursome “...anyway, here’s…

Well, good luck with that. Nominating a candidate with even less wide appeal than HRC will all but ensure a 2020 Democratic loss.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

What annoys you more, that it’s unoriginal or tragically accurate?

Exactly. I PVR most of the sports I watch, and it’s up to me to not go anywhere on the internet that might spoil a game or race for me. It’s an astonishing level of entitlement some people have, thinking 8 billion people should cater to their desires.

At the end of the day, most people who complain about spoilers aren’t willing to make the necessary changes/sacrifices to their lifestyle to avoid them. They expect everyone else to accommodate them. If you truly, truly do not want to be spoiled, you have to be willing to avoid the internet, avoid talking to people…

Mario Kart.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

I have no reason to doubt her, but from the court’s perspective, it seems like this is going to come down to a he-said/she-said about a five-year-old incident that occurred behind closed doors.

Wow.. he even mentions that he wasn’t going very fast under yellow, like that excuses it. Blowing past one or two cars at full race pace because you missed a yellow? Bad driving, but humans make mistakes. Edging past a bunch of cars slowly under yellow? You’re just an asshole.

Then he starts making it about basically…

The way to think about the rule is that it’s designed to prevent a defense from taking advantage of ‘defenseless’ runners and getting more than 1 out on a play where they should only be able to get 1 out.

Problem with Sansa is that she goes from smart to thick as the plot demands. Season 7 Sansa was dumb as hell at times.

I considered making it the top photo but my thinking was that it looked too one-sided and it downplays the “beef” aspect if Durant, who people already know is the better player, looks like the dominant force. But it’s still a top-tier NBA pic. One that Durant will use a decade from now to rewrite history and claim he…

I’m one of those people, and I don’t feel like it’s a kick in the dick at all (or in the vag for me, as it were). The show, on the whole, IS bad now, insofar as plotting goes. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t capable of brilliant episodes or character moments. The first 20 minutes of “Winds of Winter” is the best thing…

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology. 

“Lardass.” - Shawn Bradley

“The ref made that call because he was trying to rig the outcome of the game” is a bit beyond voicing his opinion, my dude.

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