I think that only the President can revoke Ivanka’s security clearance, but what are the chances that Donald will fire his wife?

The most shocking stat is that someone is paying whiny egotist Chris Evans anything.

Why is sick in quotes? Why is anything anymore? Can we be done with this whole thing now?

Rosé is for weenies. Talk to me when you start mixing gin and a dash of fruit punch koolaid in your champagne.

People seem to forget that the sorts of people who voted for Trump reproduce and raise families, so this whole “it will die out” view is not particularly logical.

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

What drugz do I take to make this sound good?

I get that this is important to her, but this seems like one of those “LSD trips as a play” that high minded liberals like to engage in from time to time that ultimately means nothing and says nothing except “I got really high and thought all this stuff was SOOOOO COOOL GUYZ.”

I wish Mr. McCain can continue to enjoy sucking on the teat of taxpayer funded healthcare long into the future.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

“an alleged woman abuser,”

Every time I get rejected for a job because I’m “not qualified enough”, I think of these guys. They’re the very definition of privilege and they never understand why people like me just can’t get better jobs. Because Daddy gave it to you, asshole.

His choice of the word “civilizational” is problematic, but if you change it to “cultural”, he’s right on the money.

Why would I pay $3 for toothpaste, I can get on sale for half that?

Unless you have an allergy or health condition that prevents you from using fluoride, don’t use fluoride-free toothpaste. Love your teeth people and let them love you back.

This entire administration is absolutely terrified of women. Can you imagine living in fear of 51% of the population?

High fertility rates in poor countries (many of which are IN AFRICA) are a huge problem. How is identifying that problem being a racist?