Oh well. Easy Comey, easy go.

Why was this on the news morning? They now put on anything caught on a cell phone.

“If I hadn’t shot, a bystander might have escaped unquestioned.”

I don’t think it’s necessarily the “heterosexual world” that’s the problem; I’d argue that it’s the “misogynist world.” But maybe that’s because I’m female.

I often wonder, if the ATF or whoever had blasted this Lee Greenwood song at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, could that whole fiery disaster have been avoided? Because if I was holed up somewhere and they started blasting this song, I would immediately surrender / roll on ground / engage in submissive…

As a veteran of the Iraq debacle I would like to add fuck Lee Greenwood and that fucking song.

“So progressive. So inspiring.”

The QR code and Wifi connection are to make sure you aren’t using third-party juice packs, and aren’t using a juice pack past the system’s defined use-by date. So, in short, it’s to make sure you’re giving them a maximum amount of money,

Been waiting for the right opportunity to use this gem

I could see Trump offering Bill a position. They’re clearly cut from the same douche canoe cloth. Besides, we already know Trump loves the snot out of him.

Also, IT FUCKING NEEDS WIFI TO MAKE JUICE.

Keurigs are the devil’s machinery.

to be fair, people are dumb enough to buy keurigs
this was supposed to be Like K-Cups But For Juice

This concept is why I laugh at people who spend big money on snowblowers when I’m able to accomplish the same thing simply by harnessing the power of the sun and channeling it into an intense snowmelting tool that I call “spring”.

If making juice out of juice is so easy then how come everyone’s not doing it?