he died the way he lived, perpetrating fraud.

but the logo’s genius.

i suspect anyone who pays him is an all-american good guy.

so are you responding to some shit throwing by throwing some shit? like, please, literary fiction is overwrote, navel-gazing, this and that. no. literary fiction is fiction with something worthy to say (or fiction written with the aspiration of having something worthy to say, depending on how you use the term). genre…

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim.”

“Maybe we can provide some financing mechanisms or whatever, but how is it fair to those of us who have the good sense not to use a drug like heroin in the first place?”

let’s say someone breaks their leg mountain biking. how is it fair that those of us with the good sense not to go mountain biking should have pay for…

i mean, burmese doctors get by, i’m sure. vagina is a latin word anyway. it’s been adopted into english, but if it hadn’t i’m sure doctors would still use it, just like how i would use the common term, “that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat”, to refer to a uvula.

i have a theory about parenting that could go along with what you’re saying. like, in this case, the cereal is actually not a problem at all. to whatever degree it’s supposed to actually be a problem, it’s without doubt an insignificant problem. i don’t think anyone really believes otherwise, but while it may be an…

i figure it must be instinctual, an instinctual need for shared experience that functions independently of whatever means by which it’s shared, and this particular means of sharing experience just happens to be globally visible. but i am genuinely curious about it.

yeah, she inspired me to try peanut butter cap’n crunch and trix. i love both of them but never thought of putting them together.

yeah but, i wonder if that combination would work with peanut butter cap’n crunch? like a peanut butter jelly thing. ooo or trix and peanut butter cap’n crunch!

i’m confused why we’d change our clocks to get more daylight hours in spring when the length of a day is getting longer anyway.

that’s not funny.

A yuge, beautiful golden depression.

I think, in a way, it’s actually more repressive what they’re doing to Niya Kenny. She gave voice to a completely natural reaction to violence and got arrested for it. It’s disgusting. And it makes me question in what way the apparently as of yet unnamed (correct me if i’m wrong) assault victim was acting out in class.

“if my kid was acting like that, the cop wouldn’t have the chance to whoop their ass, ‘cause i’d already be on ‘em.”

the degree to which adults are against young people is really dismaying.

they’re the real problem, imho. the cop’s like a dog, and they hold the leash.

(i was going to use a harry potter themed metaphor featuring dumbledore, dementors, and umbridge for the comparison, but didn’t want to be a nerd.)

spring valley no long has ben fields, just regular fields.