looks like a cartoonishly exaggerated wedgie.

don’t be simple ;)

yes, fiction, not lies. good fiction is honest.

shit, i’ve got dry eye and when i wake up in the middle of the night i often use my eyedrops to keep my stuff lubed up so it isn’t horribly painful in the morning. i once almost accidentally put benzocaine gel in my eyes doing that.

then they all rush forward, and he takes a step back.

i mean, he must be a well educated guy. maybe he learned how to cook them up himself, and look at him now!

fuck, i feel bad about shit now. the first question was funny but then they just went on and on.

yeah, weirdly competitive, that’s how it feels to me to be a parent around other parents. to make matters worse the competitiveness comes from, i think, a sense of fear and helplessness. like, if i do these ultimately meaningless things like let my kid sleep in my bed and breast feed it and get it the right sort of…

i read somewhere that he’s nearly universally reviled by people that know him. (i may be exaggerating). point is, i wonder why?

how about this one: a snob doesn’t care about how many units a great game sold, or the financials of the company that made it.

yes, a <noun> snob cares only about how they can use <noun> to express their status.

were there any suffragettes that weren’t white? suffragette brings to mind a pretty small circle of women in a virulently racist society, so i’d be surprised if they would’ve been mixing with other races.

i’d say it depends on if i care about the protest.

electrolytes is what they put in brawndo

well, everyone falls somewhere on the autism spectrum, don’t they? for example, this is more on the severe end:

two things: first, good job taking a stand! second, the fuck an eco dentist is?

“I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive.”

there’s the occasional french animated feature, beautiful animation but certainly not the same kind of pacing as a disney movie.

would you hug a person? because that’s where poop comes from.

that’s one way to think of it, but another way is that a person is born only once. i’m drinking a cup of tea right now. i do that tens of thousands of times a day. that’s mundane. on the other hand, i was born only once, and will be born only once.