That dialogue is awful, all those long and useless pauses between each character's lines makes me want to punch someone in the throat

Chills.

Damn that was good.

Wow, this must be the most gorgeous rendition of the song Ive heard so far ;_;

I want a videogame based on mowing lawns that is based around the grass graphic. With King of The Hill DLC.

HAHAHAHA.

First-Person Burnout Crash Mode, woo!

Stick an Oculus Rift on this and shit your pants.

I feel like the real truth behind these numbers would be, "Only 5% of players continuously exhibit behavior horrible enough to get punished."

"As of 11/13/2014, 95% of active players in 2014 have never received a punishment of any kind. The vast majority of you have not received chat restrictions, ranked restrictions, game bans or permanent bans this year!"

The "naked" guy looks to be cosplaying as "He Who Has No Life" from the World of Warcraft themed South Park episode. They also wound up making a card for him in the collectible card game.

WTF is going on there?

Kitties + cute plush toys

Awesome, but I'll just wait for my cat to become a bit fatter instead.

Let's just say we programmers don't tend to be a very social bunch.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

It's playable for everybody. They have 600 machines running it in one of the convention halls where attendees have been lining up since opening ceremonies.

Jelly Lvl: Over 9k
So was the game playable for 'everyone' at Blizzcon? Or was this a sort of backstage goodie? Because if it was, I picked the wrong year to not get blizzcon tix...