Nope, can't be mad. Ending of ME3 was absolute shit that it really makes you wonder how the fuck it got approved. ME3 ENDING, NEVER FORGET! NEVER FORGIVE!

I was actually more impressed by how fast he could nav the menus so cleanly.

I am getting absurdly nostalgic watching this.

Here's hoping you acually get a chance to plan and execute the killing. Just give me a map with a lot of different options and ways to kill the targets and I'm happy. Not follow the instructions to see some blood and overly dramatic camera. Hoping the developer delivers on the promise

Which is why he's on Hitbox.

I don't know why I find these weird Super Mario 64 glitches (and solutions to said glitches) so fascinating, but man, I REALLY DO. Now I want to stomp this dang Goomba.

Yup. Didn't work. Until I remembered there was a START button involved.

You'd never see an article like this on most other video game news sites, major reason I really like Kotaku.

Have you tried ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A?

Yes, through this method you will invoke Daisy herself.

So is this the sacrificial ritual to invoke Lord Satan?

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

I love this. I don't understand why people get so bent out of shape about kids on the mic in video games. I think it's hilarious. The younger one cracked me up; he was so calm an collected the entire time. The English accents were just icing on the cake.

As a side note, I love how the British can throw around the word…

Sure you can compliment someone using the fuck word. Here:

Please tell me its arms are just tucked in and he didn't actually lose appendages through evolution.

Mario is Resourceful...

Wish I had this a week ago.

Post your creations in the comments down below.

Luke, have you seen Jodorowsky's Dune??