It wouldn’t matter, they wouldn’t even be stopped.
I’m of mixed descent, and my sister (when she was around 2-3 yrs old) used to go limp on the floor and scream “You’re not my mother” at the top of her lungs when she didn’t get what she wanted and needed to be dragged out of a store. 

John Crawford and Tamir Rice were both killed by police officers called in by someone. So it’s too late for “gonna”

“looking at me like I’m Black Shrek with blood on my mouth”

True story:

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

so at that point the officer is killing a guy to protect his gun? That seems ass backwards.

Nope.

no matter how weird he was behaving if he was naked then he clearly did not have a concealed weapon - the officers life was not in danger and there was no reason for them to kill him.

A colleague of mine actually did dine and dash, quite by accident, last week. A member of staff stopped her outside, assuming that it was just a mistake. My colleague confirmed this and was embarrassed, and they both laughed about it on the way back inside. But then, my colleague is white.

And had the nerve to call it the “Angel of Harlem” (yes I know it’s a play on the owners name but it’s quite tacky).

Oh look, another random race based incident in an American business establishment.

I swear. I immediately thought to myself, this has to be another White person’s gentrified spot in Harlem. And after consulting the Lord High Google, I was not disappointed.

All the great qualities of gentrification

‘I’m from Europe, Bitch.’

Sounds like Yiddish for “We don’t give a fuck and aren’t going to investigate.”

Accidental Suicide? “Whoops, I only meant to wound myself but instead I killed me?”

Only if you’re black in the world, if you were white, they would say it was a conspiracy and try their best to find out the truth, even if it was clear it was a suicide.

Convectional Wisdom states that one should learn something new everyday. I guess I can say that I learned that “accidental suicide” is a thing in Israel 

Maybe if the next school massacre is at Marco Rubio’s kids’ private school?