congratulations, this is one of the only "hacks" anyone has suggested so far.

Can we please, PLEASE stop using the term "hack" when we really mean "tip"? I am so beyond tired of hearing about "life hacks". You're not hacking a goddamn thing, literally or figuratively, using any definition of the word.

Attaching a flamethrower to your car will get you out of deep snow.

Is anyone else annoyed how any sort of advice is now called a hack?

BUY YOUR WIFE A PAIR OF WARM BOOTS SO SHE CAN GO START YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING

Please let us freely import cars at our own risk! I will gladly pay the taxes, and I will gladly pay to get it altered to meet US lighting standards. I know the cost of importing an taxes will make any such purchase silly, but damnit it's my money. Just stop giving me a bullshit reason for why I can't freely…

The US should actually mandate amber turn signals. The center high mounted stop lamp (CHMSL) that popped up in 1986 is great, and is now too ingrained to eliminate, but the problem it was trying to solve could have been solved with amber signals.

You've forgotten the old stand by...YouTube. I've found tons of old and obscure full length movies and TV shows on there.

Ford Transit with the little diesel???

Great piece, Patrick. You should do more full-length stuff.

Might be the longest article I've ever seen on jalopnik. Anyways, don't the feds have something more useful to do than running around snatching old 4x4s up??

This is great Jalopnik.

I'm trying to understand why anyone would follow Delta's Facebook page.

Pfffffff, they will never catch me. I will get away very, very slowly.

The Dacia Sandero!

Care to tell us more? If not here, feel free to reach me at ballaban@jalopnik.com.

just wait for him to keep going, I guess.

Porsche limiting the Cayman's ability to outperform its big brother.

More reason to get a manual transmission. And a tinfoil hat.

McLaren's is arguably toiter. Like a toiger, even.