Great review, though I think it could have been perfectly encapsulated in your phrase "the blurred lines of movies"

I disagree with “The President is qualified to be President because she’s President" being a bad line. In the slightly fictional world of Veep, that line would kill with a debate audience.

Those poor aristocrats. There's nothing funny about rape, bestiality, incest, shit, watersports, etc….

My personal favorite Dangerfield joke - "I get a lotta chicks cause'a who I am. A rapist."

Is Erik's outfit a subtle nod to Saul Goodman's Matlock phase? Common sense says no, but I say yes.

re: gakwer - same. and i don't know if it's because they've changed or because I have.

meh. U2's a brand, not a band. i don't think they give a shit about the music.

And that author has the best damn name in the biz.

What a patently absurd and infuriatingly broad and unprovable statement. We CAN say that she wasn't gang raped at that frat house, on that date, and that she never met the persons she claimed to have raped her.

“I just wanted to go as dumb as fucking possible,” said the singer, probably while pressing the demo button on a Casio keyboard and recording it in anticipation of releasing it as a “companion” single."
-Wesley Willis

I only did ecstasy once. It was in high school. We spent the whole night doing fun stuff - jumping on trampolines, swimming in the pool, backrubs and normal ecstasy-related stuff. But when we were all coming down around 6am we put on a movie. That movie was Gladiator. Poor choice.

Amen. The gf and I got high and watched "Modern Times" last night. What a blast.

And the Mr. Slave villian! Yesssss

Oh god yes Commando. The double punch. The jump out of the plane. The wallet falling out. Thank you thank you thank you for the reminder.

Hey, who ordered "tax"?

my dad would do something similar, but more dickish, with waitstaff.
-staff brings water/greets table, turns around
-dad hides his glass of water, mentions he'd like some water when waitstaff returns. waitstaff leaves slightly confused, questioning themselves
-rinse, repeat. usually takes 3 glass-hidings till joke is…

Is it odd that I received only those two items as dowry?

Mine was MCHammer, with openers TLC + BoyzIIMen.
I was 6. It's been all downhill since that fateful night at the BI-Lo Center in Greenville, SC

am i crazy, or is there no link to the isolated vocals anywhere in the article? it's easily found by searching youtube, but still…

If they showed only this Hannibal gem on repeat for 22min each week, I'd be happy: https://www.youtube.com/wat…