Riiight. Because Tom’s cheese hadn’t already slid off his cracker, that was allll Katie’s fault.

No.

Tom was gonna be the next Orson Welles until she sapped all of his Top Gun.

Plot twist: Jamie Foxx is starting his own religion and Katie is right back where she started.

She did not, she just left him dangling there

Its going to be fun watching Britney spiral through the rest of her life clawing at fame while getting less hot every day.

I hope she doesnt ruin Jamie Foxx’s career like she did Toms.

Fuck Tommi, marry Ivanka, kill Casey.

Hot takes come from her wherever.

What if one is negative and doesn’t give a crap about not being so?

These are fun!

Well, we have all wanted to burn down the house with a relative in it but at some point you snap out of it.

When it comes to the murders of disabled people by their caretakers/families, the reason is usually some combination of:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Goddamn it’s sad to think that 3 of the 4 main people/subjects of those Charlie Murphy Hollywood stories skits: Rick James, Prince and now Charlie himself are gone.

Worst sports team names?

Just change names already, jackasses.