She looks like she refers to black people as “coloreds”.

His own face.

I feel like I have American dripping down my leg.

Ted Bundy: I crammed a can of hairspray up a nurses butt.

I miss the days when you at least had to be attractive in order to become famous and then seek high office.

Technically its not a talent but that doesnt mean its bad.

It could still happen.

Look out, everybody!

Nobody knows anything about historical movie shit here.

“If I was going to promote anything, it would be baseball.”

What?? The dude was just hitting his stride!

No.

Still not terrorism.

Tom was gonna be the next Orson Welles until she sapped all of his Top Gun.

Its going to be fun watching Britney spiral through the rest of her life clawing at fame while getting less hot every day.

I hope she doesnt ruin Jamie Foxx’s career like she did Toms.

Go fuck yourself.

These are fun!

Well, we have all wanted to burn down the house with a relative in it but at some point you snap out of it.