Yes, as a matter of fact somebody DID ask me to buy a t-shirt.

Yes.

I used to run into Dwight at the gun range in Houston.

Ideally I should not need to be on drugs to enjoy his “comedy”.

No, sorry.

Thanks, bro.

***shesanalcoholic***

“Killed by a beer truck? Lucky bastards.”

meh.

Hilarious.

Its rooted in our psyche.

George Carlin?

Just because a lot of people like something that sucks does not mean it does not still suck.

Well maybe he should move the red-faced whining to the end and people will watch more than three minutes.

Sure as long as I dont have to refer to you by some weird new “-ism”.

Cool.

58 cruise missiles seems a bit much.

We havent thought up a t-shirt for you yet so currently you are nothing.