We should probably stop hanging around 12 year olds.

This sounds exactly as intelligent as any other thing ive ever heard from the DEA.

Hopefully it was for an abortion.

If you consider getting erections from dumpster fires an emotion.

Hold on now lets not go blaming harmless drugs.

Hes seen “Black Hawk Down” half a time.

Ive known 12 year old girls who navigate their emotions more effectively than Trump.

These guys probably fuck for Donalds amusement.

He still needs his teeth removed.

Hes probably part of Kushners private security detail. Notice how hes the only one visible with a gun who is clocking Little Jared?

A hoodie.

Something in the Trump DNA just keeps squeezing out faces that beg to be punched.

Jared replied, “Thanks for the briefing Major now does the Whole Foods here have an olive bar?”

Say what you will, at least Cheney wasnt a Russian mole.

Cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you have too much money.

The 1995 Dallas Cowboys have expressed interest.

Look at the rear passenger side wheel after the car stops moving. Its still off the ground.

Another fake ass tough guy chicken hawk.

Well, its fucked up but you cant blame ‘em.

“You tryn’a tell me that we all wants to be white!!”