Oh im not, I see it for what it is, a total endorsement of your scumbag fathers racist, misogynistic policies.

Are you familiar with the romance languages?

What a psycho.

Game changer...

I was waiting for a hero cop to blast her in the face with tear gas.

I hear you.

Several pieces of expensive ass jewelry.

Jay cheats again in 3...2...1...

Getting ass fucked in the parking lot at the Kentucky Derby qualifies you as “royalty” in Charleston.

I wish I liked this movie more.

I never go to funerals.

“I have nothing against the coloreds. They make some of the best sweet tea and cornbread I ever tasted.”

Which, for Congress, would still make hers the least impressive criminal record of the group.

This kid sounds like an idiot.

Crying about getting your ass kicked is more embarrassing than the actual ass kicking.

Or at least work up to that shit.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

Sounds on point.