Yeah, if youre trying to improve your public image hiring a fuckin’ dracula is probably a great idea.

According to this very site Black people cannot be racist.

How is this racism if its not possible for Black people to be racist?

Drop that zero and get with a hero, baby.

Hey, as long as hes not shooting up sorority houses then whatever.

No im cool with it being purely transactional.

Well, he certainly doesnt sound like a total fucking psycho.

Thats pretty interesting.

Seeing her boobies in Trading Places kick started my adolescence.

Id rather fuck a hooker than curse the darkness.

A womans place is sweeping the leg.

I apologize for my sex.

NFL RULES:

Well then they are in for a long lonely road.

Ok fuck it then. I tried to help.

Ok well im not “telling” them to.

What kind of fucking idiot cant just shut up and get laid?

A hooker is not a partner.

Those girls look....healthy.