I thought they provided little sticks to push it down in the garbage so you dont have to use your fingers.

One customer commented, “I come to get me a weddin’ rang, shotgun shells and a 90 pound bag of spicy sausage not so my kids can look at disgustin’ words like ‘orgasm’ and ‘longing’. Its like Bill Clinton done come back from the dead or sumthin’. Its Trumps America now, decency and morals are his motto.”
Two…

They want the maximum number of people to yell “FUCK YOU” directly into their faces.

They should bust out the hoses and rubber bullets.

Sounds like top notch security when somebody can just drive up, open the door and stab you.

His face looks like one of my grandfathers shoes smoking a cigarette.