I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

This is about teaching a bunch of slutty whores that there are consequences to sexual freedom.

Yup. If the fact that they’re generally less against rape and incest exceptions proves anything, it’s that.

Exactly.

Slutty whores who wont give them any.

As if they give a shit about that.

I survived a drunken badminton riot in Denmark back in the 60's.

Thank God im a white guy or else the next four years would suck ass.

Thankfully barf does not affect the taste of the pizza in Pittsburgh.

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

Man that is dedication to a cause right there. I don’t think I could handle dressing as the KKK for any reason, well except maybe to save a guitar playing friend:

I would have never let her out of her pajamas in the first place.

Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston.

“The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.”

How many pounds of cocaine do you have to eat before any of that looks good?

LALALALALALALA! I CANT HEAR YOU!

Because you and the movie are both racists.

The way everyone thinks La La Land is just a stupid award-bait love letter to Hollywood is the same way I feel about people’s irrational love of Donald Glover. The man said nothing beautiful there in any way; he used different words to say the same thing everyone always says.