You certainly are.

First time here?

Oh, God.

Or East Texas which is the Florida of Texas.

“Hello, poors. It’s me again, the douchier and more herpes riddled version of you.”

You try to light a fire under your friends boring ass wedding and what thanks do you get??

“I was over-served.”

Cool, im glad theyre shutting the barn door after the horse has shit and left.

Women and girls have been fixtures in the vintage Vespa scene forever.

You guys need a better photographer.

KID: “I think this crazy bitch is poisoning me.”

Thank you, commissioner.

I wouldnt watch it if they added lesbians fighting over a hot dog in a baby pool filled with creamed corn.

Yeah but you can still stream re-runs of “Santa Barbara”.

Well, I wont speak to that as I know nothing of their individual merits.

“OK, but im going to sit on the bed while you check your electronic mails.”

I wonder if that kind of tampering would be illegal in any way like the 1950's quiz show scandals.

I suppose but if it results in more fans then ultimately people should get behind it I would think.

Is it supposed to be some out of the blue newsflash that sports leagues routinely manipulate players and fans to generate more income?