“What’s the best age to have kids?”

Whats Kennedys opinion on inbreeding and its effect on critical thinking?

Oh God...

Cool, ive never gotten an STD from a porkchop before.

***TAEK-NAMI WARNING***

Fellow passenger.

48oo billable hours with a top shelf Eastern European prostitute.

Exactly.

As if they give a shit about that.

I survived a drunken badminton riot in Denmark back in the 60's.

Thank God im a white guy or else the next four years would suck ass.

Thankfully barf does not affect the taste of the pizza in Pittsburgh.

I would have never let her out of her pajamas in the first place.

“The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.”

How many pounds of cocaine do you have to eat before any of that looks good?

I know, its lazy writing.

I give you a 7 for your movie rating skills and a 0 for your ability to detect sarcasm.

LALALALALALALA! I CANT HEAR YOU!

I dont think the bloggers here understand how movies work.

Because you and the movie are both racists.