Maybe they should have had a different ad campaign besides, “Clothes For The Recently Molested” which is what all their models looked like.

Dead Kennedys in 1986, screaming about Ronbo. THAT was punk!

This is going to be a fucking mess.

And is taking her tips.

He’s making Tiffany work the bar.

Ill accept it.

I can see why the daughter he barely knows will be there, but why Marla? Why does his ex-wife get to attend and have a budget as if she is family, particularly when he has had so little to do with the daughter he had with her?

But sometimes, like in War of the Worlds, it’s the little things. This one thing may not seem like a big deal, but it just might start off a chain reaction leading to impeachment. You never know where the break is going to come from.

Hawaii

yeah. so much for any travel outside our boarders any time in the foreseeable future. maybe the UK, since if they give me shit I can always claim they started it with Brexit. It’s a weak argument, but it’s better than nothing.

Considering the size of the leak, her sentence was not excessive and she deserves to be in jail. Not a fan of this decision.

She needs to be in more movies.

And this is relevant to Jalopnik how?

This right here - it’s just degrees at this point.

I usually see him in Dillards.

If all of his other massive fuck ups didnt derail him this isnt going to.

You forgot to mention the little caveat that when we have so see and hear him non stop for the next four years he going to be THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED FUCKING STATES.....FUCK!!!!

I would end my friendship with the groom, dissolve my relationships with his entire family and agree to never again speak to any and all of our mutual friends before I would perform in a choreographed dance at his wedding.

A better question, at this point in time, is where in America is it NOT now embarrassing to be from?

What did you think you were going to do in the Air Force?