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“Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe..”

[Heavy Breathing]

Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

LAPD charged with battery.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

Why not lose weight?

Seems like a fertile market.

The destruction of the Death Star was an inside insurance fraud job...

I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tour the Baikonur Cosmodrome about a decade ago, and visited the facilities where most of the R-7 boosters are prepped, integrated, and launched. One of the tour guides commented that it was an A-1 red letter day for the downrange Kazakh farmers when one of the strap-on…

This article sucks.

How the fuck should I know?

“America is in your hands, Dude.”

I wish a plane loaded with syphilis would crash on her.

Here’s a photo of the swearing-in ceremony:

I love bats.

Left-right, web-TV, USA-Canada, college-retirement, GM LLC authors-commenters, in common to all of these is "anger sells."

Havent the people of Mexico suffered enough?

Bet this was playing.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.