Yeah, she looks like a Holocaust victim with a second job as a rodeo clown.

Yeah, im sure shes real miserable with her free life as a genetically gifted billionaire white lady.

Uh, who is the brunette walking behind her?

Given Trumps backwards ass views on public education what evidence suggests that Americans will be less stupid four years from now?

Gwenyth Paltrows head.

Shes a Russian sleeper agent for sure.

Perry continued, “Senator, you have to understand the context of my previous statements regarding climate change. You see, at that time I was running for President so I believed it was a hoax. But now im trying to get a job as Secretary of Energy and I know you guys wont give it to me if I say stuff like that publicly…

Thats true but I just meant thanks in general.

That girl from The Witch is super hot.

What are you talking about?

I assume everyone is out back digging their radiation shelters.

Melania: Touch me, Donald. I crave human contact.

Im guessing the national opioid epidemic is about to go into high gear.

I was going to hire some prostitutes but the “modeling agency” said they all called in sick today. Coincidence I guess.

The one on the left is regretting cutting off those sleeves because now he is chilly.

“The neck on that kid...”

.....a snail crawling along the edge of a straight razor....

What do you expect from a hog but a grunt?

Yeah, if I cant have Han Solos blaster or Deckards pistol from “Blade Runner” ill take this.