Liz Hurley in the 90's.

Meh.

You just gave me an idea that could get me out of a lot of trouble!

“Im not making it up. And dont call me Jesus.”

Yup.

This is not the time for empathy.

Hey! The snake part is true.

I take em on account’a my diabeetus.

So shes Joel Osteen with a vagina.

Pictured: The entire black population of Arizona looking as happy as black people can living in Arizona.

“ I dont.......like.........white people!”

That shit is good.

Its censorship, which is bullying.

Still, there is quite a power differential.

Boxer briefs are the way to go for daytime operations requiring pants but at night I like to let my dudes roam free in loose fitting bottoms like ghosts in a Scottish castle.

Boxer briefs are the way to go for daytime operations requiring pants but at night I like to let my dudes roam free…

And you should see the mess hall...

Canada is a boner killer...

Canada is a boner killer...

Maybe she should do a big show in Taiwan like that Chinese carrier.