Boxer briefs are the way to go for daytime operations requiring pants but at night I like to let my dudes roam free in loose fitting bottoms like ghosts in a Scottish castle.

Boxer briefs are the way to go for daytime operations requiring pants but at night I like to let my dudes roam free…

And you should see the mess hall...

Canada is a boner killer...

Canada is a boner killer...

Maybe she should do a big show in Taiwan like that Chinese carrier.

Or an undiagnosed head injury.

I used to be like you until my GF gave me a super comfortable pair for xmas.

I used to be like you until my GF gave me a super comfortable pair for xmas.

How much cocaine do you have to eat to make that shit look like a good idea?

His ship has more computers on it than Silicon Valley.

One night I woke up and had to pee with a massive erection. I stood over the toilet and attempted to bend my penis down to the proper angle for urination. No dice.

One night I woke up and had to pee with a massive erection. I stood over the toilet and attempted to bend my penis…

He’ll be OK, mom:)

At least its a C4 ship and hes not out on a flight deck loading bombs on FA-18's.

7th Fleet OA: Western Pacific/Indian Ocean

Sounds like somebody wants to get paid and get back in the spotlight.

For a triple armed robber its not.

You wanna be reeeeeeaaal careful criticizing an African American woman around here.

“Remember why you’re panicking. Write a note to yourself about what you would never do. And when you come to the line, don’t cross it.”