“Deeeeez bad hombres!!”

I grew up around a lot of drugs and violence.

Childhood: Not knowing about anything except Hot Pockets and Legos.

“We can’t restore our civilization with somebody else’s babies” — suggested that Mr. King was sliding from his typical messages to something far darker. It was praised by both the white supremacist David Duke and The Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website.

When I see people walking into Chilis I think “WTF are you people doing? You live in the best city on Earth not located in Mexico for Mexican food!”

They also know how to do stuffed, deep fried jalapenos.

His head looks like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese so, yeah, hes probably not rolling out of bed at 5 am to do some road work.

Yeah, nobody ever accused rednecks of being hyper intelligent.

Welp, thats too bad but they arent my kids.

Exactly. They are ignorant rednecks.

Did you just invent this person?

As long as theyre getting fucked by a white man.

Yeah but Irish people really should go back to their own country.

You cant fix stupid.

I feel like I just watched someone masturbate.

Snoop A Loop has more money than Trump I guarantee.

You never heard of Jack N The Box?

I prefer J&B tacos.

Hey, more dead poor people means more room on the freeway for me.